Don’t say you weren’t warned! These creative threats probably won’t leave you quaking in your boots
Coming up with the type of scathing comeback that will leave a rival stunned can be difficult when you’re in the midst of a heated argument.
But not everyone struggles to come up with powerful (yet bizarre) ripostes, as proved by the creative and random threats shared by social media users on the Rare Threats subreddit, and collated into a hilarious gallery by Bored Panda.
Among the angry threats from around the world was one condemning an enemy to having ‘the fleas of a thousand camels infest [their] armpits’.
Meanwhile an angry driver pledged to wreak revenge on a fellow motorist if they parked badly again, by ‘lining [their] car with slices of cheese’.
That takes the onion! One social media user shared this hilarious threat created by an angry gardener who hoped that ‘the fleas of a thousand camels’ invest the armpits of someone who stole their vegetables
And in an attempt to avoid having their equipment messed with, a pro-active sound engineer threatened to remove the kneecaps of anyone who touched their gadgets ‘with an ice-cream scoop’.
Meanwhile, a sign threatened smokers that they would be ‘pummeled’ with an organic carrot for lighting up.
Here, FEMAIL shares some of the strangest threats ever spotted…
Don’t touch the equipment! It appears that Eric is very protective over his sliders – and will remove the kneecaps of anyone who messes with them (using an ice-cream scoop, no less!)
Hung, drawn and carroted! Smokers are warned (with threats of extreme violence) that lighting up on these premises is definitely not worth it…
Bad night sleep! This bitter social media user, who was unhappy about being downvoted on Reddit, expressed their displeasure at dissents in the strongest possible way – by wishing them an uncomfortable pillow
Goodbye Mona Lisa! Someone threatened to eat the famous Leonardo aa Vinci masterpiece when it was suggested they will someday be forgotten about – a certain way to attain eternal infamy
One apparently furious social media user warned they would ‘rearrange’ the bones of a rival – presumably planning to lay them out from the calcaneus to the zygomatic bone
Cheesed off! A threatening note was left for one driver who had parked across two spaces, with an angry motorist pledging to line the offending vehicle in cheese slices
Acid-tongued! Only a fool would mess with this violent – but oddly creative – social media user who threatened their enemies by pledging to ‘replace their stomach acid with wiper fluid’
A run of threats: social media users were on a roll coming up with a list of devilish fates they hoped would befall their enemies
Disappearing act: when one angry person received an unpleasant birthday message, they struck back with a troublingly furious response
I wouldn’t if I were you! One sign left a clear warning about the potential risks of crossing the fence
We are living in a Lego world: at least this furious fighter was creative when it comes to threats, detailing the chaos of the Lego world they hope their enemy will be forced to live in
Spineless! One social media user likened their opponent’s spine to a noodle, threatening to ‘slurp’ it
Do-nut eat me! When one person spoke of eating a donut with a fork, an enraged social media user threatened to eat them with a donut
Run for it! The idea of band people being the ‘cool kids’ was so flawed to one social media user, they said that no army would be ‘strong enough to defend you’